Someday I want to ditch this [man-whore] job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.

It starts out with the badguy, [dick] "[slightly Overcast With A Chance Of Rain]" [mother Macree!], hijacking a [bathtub]. The old [stripper] fights him off, but [mother Macree!] starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "[dag-nabbit!], [gang bangers]!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him a [drum] of [sweet, sweet love makin' juices], so the audience knows this [dick] character is mean and [fluffy].

Enter our hero, [assy] [puke Green], who is a rookie [cow-tipper]. He is [horny], because of a mysterious mishap with a [pencil]. The old [stripper], it turns out, was his [twin ], so he chases the badguy down in a series of [stupidity ]-packed chase scenes that take place in [dragsters] and [elephants]. It climaxes with a [pen0r ] fight in a [whore house].

"You'll never get away with this!" [assy] [puke Green] yells as he punches "[slightly Overcast With A Chance Of Rain]" [mother Macree!]'s [pen0r ].

"[dag-nabbit!], [gang bangers]!" [mother Macree!] hollers back.

[puke Green] beats [mother Macree!], but it's not over yet! There's an explosive [dragon ball] that a [pimp] is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! [puke Green] races against time, snatches a [dish] away from the [pimp], pulls out the [dragon ball] inside, and defuses it with just [1928447] seconds to spare!

Of course, it turns out that [mother Macree!] isn't really dead. "[dag-nabbit!], [gang bangers]!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty [nipple] muscles. But then [puke Green] skewers him with a [fish], and it's all over.


HAHA isnt that lovely?

Not all your answers may be in there cuz I also included answers from FAs mad lib journal.