Strange Letter MemeBlue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family]
Dear Metal,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but [I dislike you]. I think I realized it when [When I changed tennis shoes] [In your camping car] and
I saw you [Sit on] [My John F. Kennedy-statue]. I'm sure you're [High] enough to understand [That there is no solution to this.]. I'm returning [Your false teeth] to
you, but I'll keep [your left ear] as a memory. You should also know that I [always wanted to break] [The incarnation as an eskimo].
[With ease],
Blue
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Devious Comments
I don't really know how to tell you this, but [I dislike you]. I think I realized it when [that night] [in your camping car] and
I saw you [sit on] [my father]. I'm sure you're [ashamed] enough to understand [that Extreme Home Makeover sucks]. I'm returning [your ring] to
you, but I'll keep [the results of your blood-sample] as a memory. You should also know that I [get sick when I think of] [the incarnation as an eskimo].
[Greetings to your freaky family],
Soan
I don't really know how to tell you this, but [our horoscope doesn't match]. I think I realized it when [when we skinny dipped] [in your appartment] and
I saw you [carve your initials into] [my father]. I'm sure you're [ashamed] enough to understand [the middle-east]. I'm returning [your ring] to
you, but I'll keep [your suicide note] as a memory. You should also know that I [get sick when I think of] [he incarnation as an eskimo].
[Go burn],
Tori
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but [I'll join the monastery]. I think I realized it when [When your dwarf bit me] [Outside of Chicago] and
I saw you [Sit on] [My avocado plant]. I'm sure you're [Scarred] enough to understand [That Santa doesn't exist]. I'm returning [Your ring] to
you, but I'll keep [Your collection of butterflies] as a memory. You should also know that I [Never will forget] [The incarnation as an eskimo].
[Good luck on your short-term leave from jail],
Mythos
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but [the mafia wants you]. I think I realized it when [I threw up] [in your closet] and
I saw you [pull the clothes off] [my penpal in Ghana]. I'm sure you're [senile] enough to understand [that your Honda sucks]. I'm returning [your contact book] to
you, but I'll keep [your left ear] as a memory. You should also know that I [get sick when I think of] [a new life as a clone].
[Good luck on your short-term leave from jail],
Ky
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but [I dislike you]. I think I realized it when [I quoted Santa] [with George Bush and his wife] and
I saw you [knock out] [Donald Duck]. I'm sure you're [frostbitten] enough to understand [that your Honda sucks]. I'm returning [the couch cushions] to
you, but I'll keep [your collection of butterflies] as a memory. You should also know that I [never will forget] [the incarnation as an eskimo].
[Go Burn],
Spirit
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but [I'm in love with your sister]. I think I realized it when [When your dwarf bit me] [In your closet] and
I saw you [Pull the clothes off] [My John F. Kennedy-statue]. I'm sure you're [Senile] enough to understand [That I get turned on by garbage men]. I'm returning [your ring] to
you, but I'll keep [Your left ear] as a memory. You should also know that I [Never openly mocked] [Cocaine abuse].
[Fuck off now],
Saiyuku
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family]
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but [The mafia wants you]. I think I realized it when [When I quoted Santa] [Outside of Chicago] and
I saw you [Carve your initials into] [The crazy monk]. I'm sure you're [Scarred] enough to understand [That Extreme Home Makeover sucks]. I'm returning [pictures from LA] to
you, but I'll keep [your left ear] as a memory. You should also know that I [Never will forget] [Eggplant-fetishism].
[With ease],
rhyraptor
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